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[Kelso]

I have edited the joke below accordingly but since my buddy who is himself a Newfoundlander, sent it to me, I figure she's a OK der bye


On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Mornin' bye" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.

As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Newfoundlander.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.

"Lord tunderin' freeckin Jaysus" says the Newfoundlander, "Dem boys at Mercedes tink of everything".

[BigFisher]

Mercedes Benz is breaking through the competition again.