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[Xgolfman]

This could happen to you.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"
 


Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

[Geff_t]

  . Now that was funny. Needed that today thx.

[Fish Assassin]

Good one 

[Eightball]

Way to funny. The pond is still flat. Just a few small cuttys. There are lots of them around 5". No big fish. They must of planted the lake with the small ones. They are jumping all over the place just before dark.

[mykiss]

X, that's a good one!!!!! busted a gut! thanks I needed that!

[Xgolfman]

We have/had a certain congressman in Idaho who I believe says this very thing happened to him as well...

[TrophyHunter]

Dude, that joke is almost as old as you  still pretty funny though
see you on Sunday !!
TH

[bentrod]

I think that certain congressman in Idaho actually went over into the other stall hoping the guy wasn't on the phone 

[BladeKid]

i got embarrassed read it