Next year, when DS gets his truck going again, and when the sockeye fishery is opened, he should drive down to Peg Leg... Have a big gong installed at the back of his truck, with helium balloons tied up on each corner of the truck.
When 5:30am comes around, or whenever one hour before sunrise is, sound the big gong, and with his big voice he shall say, "LET THE GONG SHOW BEGIN!" and let the balloons fly off at the same time.
If people still want a refund for their licences after that... Well, we have to come up with some new entertainment.
Few more hours before crazy season finishes.... Let the real season begin.