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Fish Assassin

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Things are tough
« on: April 05, 2010, 09:07:03 PM »



Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, " Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel; this is the promised land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
 
I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.  Got a call center in Pakistan.  I told them I was suicidal.  They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
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purplehelmet

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Re: Things are tough
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2010, 01:19:45 PM »

 ;D
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It's NOT good for the smoker!

Trophy Fisher

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Re: Things are tough
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2010, 03:05:03 PM »

LOL that is funny  ;D ;D
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