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[fishgutz63]

the lone ranger and tonto went camping in the summer ,after their tent is all set up,they fell sound asleep one hour later ,tonto wakes up the lone ranger and says"kemo-sabe look towards sky,what you see?the lone ranger replies,'i see a million stars'what that tell you?asked tonto.the lone ranger ponders a minute ,then says   a'stronomically speaking it tells  me there are milloins of galaxies and potentially millions of planets astrologically,it tells me that saturn is in leo ,time wise it appears to be about 3 in the morning,meteorlogically it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.whats it tell you ,tonto? tonto is silent for a moment ,then says'kemo-sabe' ,you dumb *** some  one stole our tent eh'.