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[TrophyHunter]

Study and memorize this Men!
I figure this could come in handy when getting fishing time




 FINE
 This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
 and you need to shut up.

 FIVE MINUTES
 If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five
 minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
 before helping around the house.

 NOTHING
 this is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should
 be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

 GO AHEAD
 This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

 LOUD SIGH
 This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
 misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
 wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
 over "Nothing"

 THAT'S OKAY
 This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
 man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
 deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 THANKS
 A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
 welcome.

  Oh, and before we forget

 WHATEVER
 ...it's a woman's way of saying F You !
 

[sassygrams]

  Did not all men know this stuff already?  You forgot one thing - the best reply which a man can make is " YES DEAR" - it should be taught in elementary school and re-inforced in further years of schooling ......