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[Xgolfman]

Yeah it's old but....from one of my homeboys...

 A Michigan man was stopped by the DNR in Northeast Michigan recently
>with
> > two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known
>for
> > its fishing.
> >
> > The DNR officer asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
>fish?"
> >
> > "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
> >
> > "Pet fish?"
> >
> > "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim'
> > round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice
> > chest and I take 'em home."
> >
> > "That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
> >
> > The man looked at the DNR officer for a moment and then said, "It's the
> > truth. I'll show you. It really works."
> >
> > "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
> >
> > The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
> >
> > After several minutes, the DNR officer turned to him and said, "Well?"
> >
> > "Well, what?" said the man.
> >
> > "When are you going to call them back?"
> >
> > "Call who back?"
> >
> > "The FISH!"
> >
> > "What fish?"
> >
> >
> > ... We in Michigan may not be as smart as some, but we're not as dumb as
> > most.

[chris gadsden]

 

[THE_ROE_SLINGER]

ahah

[Steely]

   I've heard it before exept with a lobster but it's a good one

[Youngin]

haha good one

[TrophyHunter]

That Joke is almost as old as you X 

[Xgolfman]

That Joke is almost as old as you X 

Maybe older..but I still laugh...next stop..depends..

[Geff_t]

That Joke is almost as old as you X 

Maybe older..but I still laugh...next stop..depends..

Depends on what? lol  .