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[arimaBOATER]

Lady goes into Walmart to buy her grandson a fishing rod. She asks the blind clerk about some info on a rod & reel combo. He says that she can just drop the rod on the counter & BY THE SOUND IT MAKES... he could give her some info. --- Skeptical she goes ahead & puts the rod on the counter. ----- That is a 6 ft Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco reel with 10 lb test line. It is also on sale for $20. -------- She pulls out her credit card but it falls to the floor. ----- Oh by the sound of that card hiting the floor it is a Visa card...the blind clerk says. ------ By accident she farts as she bends down to pick up the card. ------ The blind clerk rings up the sale & says THAT WILL BE 34 dollars & 50 cents ($34.50) ....... Lady surprized says I THOUGHT YA SAID THE ROD WAS ON SALE ?  -------- Blind clerk says YES MA'AM ROD & REEL $20 --- DUCK CALL IS $11--- CAT FISH BAIT IS $3.50 !!!! ----------------------------------------------------  ( thought this is a good joke so thought I'd pass it along..... hope it's a not joke that everybody already knows--- ha )

[CALI 2 B.C.]

LOL

[canoe man]

rotflmao  no never heard that one before 
thanks made my night lol
cnm

[arimaBOATER]

Personally I thought it was a GREAT JOKE .... just glad 2 of you found it to be FUNNY too...... AT LEAST THIS PROVES THE 3 OF US ARE NOT CRAZY..... as far as the other billions that thought this JOKE was not "funny" us 3  are going to sent you all to the FUNNY FARM .............. under LOCK & KEY..................... sleep good I cancel that order.

[Trophy Fisher]

Good one arimaBOATER, I don't know many clean jokes. I think I might have to use that one at work tomorrow.

[one more cast]

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Here's a clean one for kids:

Why didn't batman and Robin go fishing?


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Robin ate all the worms

[arimaBOATER]

Trophy Fisher Glad ya liked it.... Now ya know 2 clean jokes ! ( I'm not holier than thou as once was the BIGGEST SINNER GOING.... only by God's grace & forgiveness ... I have a more of a moral life now.... though I still get TEMPTED everyday ha. )  one more cast your joke is a CLASSIC .... but it's a good one !

[CALI 2 B.C.]

What do you call a dog with no legs?                                                                                 










Dont matter he aint comin anyways.

[oni_kage]

Lol

[lucky]

One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by.

Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!"

Bob then replies " It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years."