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CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« on: January 11, 2013, 05:03:38 PM »
I was on the river ice fishing attempting to cut a hole in the ice with my new Dart & Tackle Ice Auger, when.........................
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2013, 07:28:38 PM »
.... Rodney and his new born son showed up. Never too early to show the young gun the art of fishing. He proceeded to hack a big hole in the ice and proceeded to bait.....
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2013, 07:38:31 PM »
 his barbed hook with just green wool using a bouncing betty as his weight when Nina arrived on the scene and said.....
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2013, 07:52:11 PM »
You sure about the misclip, then.....
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2013, 08:23:22 PM »
...proceeded to identify it as a wild, bonking it and hidding it in a bush near by. They continued to fish but Rodney thinks he snags his betty, it turns out to be...
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2013, 08:27:56 PM »
... snakehead that the Master had planted. Rodney promptly bonks it and looking forward to making some delicious fish head soup that he had when he was a kid. All of a sudden a commotion was heard in the bushes......
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2013, 08:37:36 PM »
A wild cougar!! Hank Patterson once said 'you need to hold your arms high and try to look big when you see a grizzly'. I wonder if this trick works for cougars. So he walks up towards the cougar with his arms high in the air.....
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2013, 09:04:58 PM »
when she jumps him and gives him a big hug and plants a wet one right on the lips. It turns out that the cougar was April Volkey with her spey rod in hand. She quickly says high to everyone, turns to head to the tail out when Nina says "
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2013, 09:45:42 PM »
Why are we not in Denmark, Rodney??  I asked you if you would get me a great Dane from there and what shows up April; and she's not Danish. What are you doing Rodney???  No, I don't want a Cherry Danish...I really want an apple Fritter from Timmy's.  Look, over there on the Rotary Trail why it is .........
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2013, 10:37:45 PM »
his iPhone, he better moderate the forum before it goes out of control! ;D Wait, is that...
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2013, 10:41:04 PM »
Chris Gadsden the special advisor to the advisor of the Toronto Maple Leafs looking for lost floats and bottles to finance his ...................
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2013, 10:56:47 PM »
secret addiction to collecting Canucks memorabilia. After getting every last can the river swells and.....
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2013, 11:49:11 PM »
multiple posts flood the FWR discussions forum: "Is the river too high too fish?", "When will the river drop so I can fish it?", "What kind of float do I use in high water?", "What kind fish is #11?".  As Johnny Cancuck prepared to respond to all 4 queries, he stroked the shaving cream on his chin and wondered if responding to every post on the internet could be considered a calling. Speaking of calling, who was that yelling outside?  Surely they that realized it was internet posting quiet time! Opening the window, he shouted...
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2013, 01:28:39 AM »
.... Fish on , get the f"$&@ out of my way ..... Tell the beak below me to put his rod tip up before I beat him like a red headed step child !
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Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2013, 01:00:23 PM »
The fish was landed by af and absolon who by happenstance were fishing together  ...  Crikey af cried, it’s an Atlantic and a beauty! .   Sssh, said absolon, don’t mention this to  ....
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