A friend of mine has developed a fantastic Android based app for the Vedder system that tells you everything you need to know - water levels, visibility, temperature, approximate number of fish entering the system, even the average number of anglers on most popular spots. He is taking orders, let me know if you are interested. It's not cheap, though.
I am beta testing it and it tells me that the Vedder has been in fine shape today. Levels are holding, and so is visibility. Lots of fresh coho in the system, as well as springs. Fewer fresh pinks that last week. There were eleven springs landed at the Keith Wilson Bridge today.
A couple of years ago, Milo, you roasted my Christmas chesnuts for applying jest in a post without using an appropriate emoticon.
I can, therefore, conclude that this app must be be the real McCoy, because
1. Your post could not be sarcasm because sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, as you indicated, and I do not believe that you would stoop to such
2. If this were jest, you would have applied the appropriate emoticon.
Where do I order the app?