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redtide

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excuses for their actions
« on: November 13, 2013, 07:01:51 PM »
Some excuses you hear on the river

Hey bud...why you trying to snag fish
answer.....These fish don't bite in the river

Hey bud..why you bottom bouncing? try float fishing
answer....this way you catch more fish!

Hey bud..that coho is wild..let me help you release it.
answer....thats okay.BONK!...its going to die anyway

Hey bud..you cant keep that fish..its a coho
answer....no its a spring...it has spots!

Just some answers i heard this year on the flow. You guys hear any good ones out there?
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2013, 07:14:27 PM »
best one I got:
"you guys are ethical hey? for me anywhere in the head and its legal! we should adopt rules like in Alaska where we can fish any which way..."
 ???
really...really....and this was at a meathole.
same guy set up shop 2ft behind me and I just walked. 
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2013, 07:15:18 PM »
Hey, You should pinch that barb on your hook.
answer: "no English"
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2013, 07:24:30 PM »
Me - "Hey bud that's a sockeye you kept!"(in a disdaining tone) as I walk by his fish in plain view

Nimrod - No that's a pink (as he puts it into the cooler)
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2013, 07:39:28 PM »
lol...oh yeah don't forget the classic

hey man...You gonna keep that fish?
answer.....Good for soup!
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2013, 07:57:44 PM »
Quote from: swimmingwiththefishes on November 13, 2013, 07:24:30 PM
Me - "Hey bud that's a sockeye you kept!"(in a disdaining tone) as I walk by his fish in plain view

Nimrod - No that's a pink (as he puts it into the cooler)

That's a classic, Sometimes they change it up with a garbage bag.
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2013, 08:21:53 PM »
Fish taste the same whether you hook it in the mouth or the tail.
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2013, 08:48:14 PM »
"It was in the mouth and popped out to the tail, still counts as legal."
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2013, 08:56:03 PM »
"good for the smoker"
haha
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2013, 09:29:23 PM »
"I thought that 'single barbless' meant one of the three barbs had to be pinched.
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2013, 09:34:28 PM »
"It's ok. I'm on Fishing with Rod."
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2013, 09:43:11 PM »
"Hey, what is this? can I keep it?"
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2013, 10:06:07 PM »
Yuup! heard that alot during the pink salmon run on the fraser.
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2013, 10:51:53 PM »
Quote from: Zackattack on November 13, 2013, 08:56:03 PM
"good for the smoker"
haha

haha i always hear that one its good for the smoker
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Re: excuses for their actions
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2013, 11:13:54 PM »
It's going to waste.
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