HAHA. Big spender......this coming from the guy who was too cheap to tip his guide. Remember that thread, SS? Give your head a shake before you call people cheap.
You high and/or drunk? I have no idea what you are talking about man. I have hired a guide for many days fishing and have ALWAYS tipped them, even in Mexico, Dominican, and so on.
I vaguely remember a FWR discussion from YEARS back about how MUCH/% to tip ones guide, how much ppl typically tip, and so on.
Admittedly, I am not, by and large, in love with being expected to tip every where you go. However, I am not even close to being so cheap as no not tip a guide who took me out for a day's fishing.
Give your head a check. I never said I would not or did not tip my fishing guide.
Edit: Found that old thread you were talking about (from 2014! great memory!), nothing ever mentioned by me about being too cheap to tip my guide. I'll post a link so you can jog your memory.
http://www.fishingwithrod.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=36042.0