Sorry Bro, but all the best Fishy stories are about you....and since you haven't posted yet, here goes...
My brother, accomplished fisherman. Loves to fly fish, loves to gear chuck. However, Fish aren't the only thing he's managed to catch with fishin gear.
1. We're sitting on the pier in White Rock, and he's using nothing but a bit of mono, a hook and some chicken, trying to catch one of those bullfish, to use as bait for the crab traps. (keep in mind we were 12 and 11 years old) He's holding his line with his bare hands, and all of a sudden a huge tug.... about 20 minutes later, he had landed himself a huge mud shark. hey Gmoney, Maybe that's why "The Glove", he probably learned from that experience!
2. Scale bar. He chucks out his gear. As the betty is flying through the air, dumb my friend seagull flies directly under it, wrapping itself up in line. It starts sinking, poor pathetic thing with wings half flapping. Bro looks at me, "crap, what should I do?" Guy next to him replies, "well, reel it in!" He reeled it in, and 2 or 3 guys unwrapped dumb my friend seagull.
3. You know you're making flies look too real, when you fool the bats into thinking they're real. This time, he didn't need to unhook it, as it unhooked itself...dang, wouldnt want to have to do that!!!