Latest from the lake-part report/part warning/part comedy.
So I know a guy who owns a place on Saltspring-been in the family for years and years.Him and another friend of mine were over last Thursday fishing for Bass/Salmon and doing some Crabbing.
Fishing for Bass was steady even with the heat and they headed south from the launch fishing the shoreline along the way.
As they came past the cedars and fished the coves south of there one of their lures became entangled in some lakeside brush and they approached the shoreline to retrieve the spinner.
A woman came out of one of the houses and started berating them-the dialogue went something like this.
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You can't fish here"!
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We're not on your property Madam"!
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We're vegetarians and we don't allow fishing here"!
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The lake isn't private property we aren't doing anything wrong"
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If you don't leave we'll throw stones at you"!
Now here I should point out that these 2 are really sociable guys.They both own their own small businesses, have families and are involved with the public daily.Two friendly easygoing generous individuals in a boat enjoying themselves is what they are-but threatening them with physical violence is a
real bad idea.
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You throw a stone at me and see what happens.You really will have problems on your property then Lady!And if you're a vegetarian why are you so d*mned fat anyway-eh"
At this point the fat veggie lady's husband disappeared into the bushes and she tried to further intimidate the fishermen only to be driven back into her house under a rain of insults-some quite personal.
So Boys when you head over do beware of fat veggie ladies throwing stones-St. Mary Lake ain't quite the bucolic paradise it sometimes appears.